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    The Readers Digest

    The Junk Mail Pest

    After 70 years they've hit the wall

    No more entering the Prize Draw to win beggar all.

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    i'm hardly impartial

    when it comes to kris marshall

    i switch off the TV

    and don't use BT





    there's no bigger tit

    than james nesbitt

    i never watch 'jekyll'

    i'd just only heckle

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    Lloyd Bridges son

    An Oscar he had never won

    But he found the right part

    In Crazy Heart

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    Mission Impossible put Peter

    Into plots that on the verge of absurdity did they teeter

    In Gunsmoke brother Arness

    Found more conventional success

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    Goodbye Dennis Hopper

    Your life and career often came a cropper

    Never a complete Tinseltown insider

    Fore ever an Easy Rider

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    Paris hilton,

    as talented as stilton,

    but in the role of a tart,

    she's perfect for the part.

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    David Laws

    Has many flaws

    Our money he spent

    After claiming it as rent

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    Senior Member Country: England jaycad's Avatar
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    name='batman']David Laws

    Has many flaws

    Our money he spent

    After claiming it as rent


    at least he came to his senses

    and resigned over 'expenses'

    he has himself to blame

    let's hope more do the same

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    The actress Carol Marsh

    Found show business harsh

    But she gained eternal renown

    As Graham Greene's Rose Brown

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    Administrator DB7

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    With a smooth transition agreed by a quorum

    Of members of the BritMovie Forum



    Steve

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    Things still feel quite strange,

    i guess i don't like change,

    but the reason for my moans,

    ain't the forum-but iphones!!

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    name='Steve Crook' date='06 June 2010 - 07:16 PM' timestamp='1275844616' post='436386']

    Administrator DB7

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    Administrator Mr Seven

    Escaped from Hell's oven

    When the Choir Member

    Stroke up 'Love Me Tender'

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    Alan Plater

    Was bound to die sooner or later

    But he left a huge oeuvre

    From writing with vigour and verve

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    Emile Heskey

    Will find the Germans pesky

    There'll be much to-in and frow-in

    But no Michael Owen

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    A trio of European football Clerihews:



    Italian champions, don't make me laugh!

    The whole team got an early bath

    At the whistle Instead of merely crying

    I bet they wished that they'd been trying.



    Oh woe is you for you are French

    Your national team created such a stench

    Anelka argued with the boss

    But he got sent home and again you lost.



    Oh it's been a truly awful week

    For footballers who are nationally Greek

    At home their economy is in decline

    On the pitch the players failed to shine

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    name='batman' date='26 June 2010 - 09:00 AM' timestamp='1277539225' post='444408']

    Emile Heskey

    Will find the Germans pesky

    There'll be much to-in and frow-in

    But no Michael Owen
    Owen never made the squad

    The overrated two faced sod

    He'll never play another game

    Cause like a nag he's always lame

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    name='jaycad' date='26 June 2010 - 12:54 PM' timestamp='1277553286' post='444496']

    Owen never made the squad

    The overrated two faced sod

    He'll never play another game

    Cause like a nag he's always lame
    Jaycad please don't you choke

    Cos my clerihew was but a joke

    You may think Mikey's a prick

    Yet against the Krauts he scored a hat-trick!

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    Fabio Capello

    He's not a cheery fellow

    He rules the squad with a reign of fear

    Although he let them have a beer

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    name='batman' date='26 June 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1277553722' post='444505']

    Jaycad please don't you choke

    Cos my clerihew was but a joke

    You may think Mikey's a prick

    Yet against the Krauts he scored a hat-trick!
    He may have done,that's all very well,

    But the little s**t can go to hell,

    I understand your point there mate,

    But i need an outlet for my hate!!!!



    Aaagggghhhh i hate michael owen with a svengeance!

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    name='jaycad' date='26 June 2010 - 01:12 PM' timestamp='1277554348' post='444516']

    He may have done,that's all very well,

    But the little s**t can go to hell,

    I understand your point there mate,

    But i need an outlet for my hate!!!!



    Aaagggghhhh i hate michael owen with a svengeance!
    You may think I'm a bit hard

    'Cos I hate that tosser Steven Gerrard

    He's ugly, sulky and a useless skipper

    I'd like to gut and smoke him like a kipper



    *this is much more fun that arguing about politics

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