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    Hayely Mills

    lost her pills

    so off to bed

    with a right sore head

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    name='donna']Hayely Mills

    lost her pills

    so off to bed

    with a right sore head
    oh think Ive did it wrong, Ill start again please ignore first two .

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    Alan Lake

    Did a double take

    couldnt take anymore

    losing diana dors

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    An girl called Diana Fluck

    Thought as an actress I might make a buck.

    To help her career she changed her name

    With better roles she might have even have been made Dame.

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    Harrison Ford

    Must have been getting pretty bored.

    To haul his old bones

    Through another Indiana Jones.

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    James Bond

    Of whom I am fond

    Has a film soon upon us

    Called Quantum of Solace

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    Daniel Craig

    Never looks vague.

    For this era's Bond

    The producers went for a Blond.

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    Roger Moore

    Is Bond no more

    His wasn't a hero unsung

    But now they've got one who's young

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    Christopher Lee

    With a look of some glee,

    Described his looks as not handsome,

    But as tall, dark and gruesome!

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    Polymath Clement Freud

    Great food he would never avoid

    His wit one could not refute

    As demonstrated on Just A Minute

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    A Peter Roger's Production

    Was no delicate construction

    He said 'We're crude but never vulgar'

    With quips that wouldn't have disgraced Max Miller

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    The late Edward Judd

    His career was nipped in the bud

    But he used to make women swoon

    As one of the 'First Men In The Moon'

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    Basil Radford

    Often played the archetypal Englishman abroad

    But when the lady vanished

    His gun was brandished

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    But you do know the post of Poet Laureate has already been taken

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    name='CaptainWaggett'] But you do know the post of Poet Laureate has already been taken


    Up the Duffy

    She's not stuffy

    With mitre and rhyme

    She chronicles our time

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    Tod Slaughter

    Did plenty of things he didn't ought ter

    But he invariably met a sticky end

    After discovering that it really was too late to mend

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    George Peppard

    Played Dr Sheppard

    In a film that's elusive

    But was like The Fugitive

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    Roger Moore

    Played Bond till he was too mature

    In A View To A Kill

    He needed an anti-age pill

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    Lord Lawrence "Larry" Ollivier

    Could act the pants off anybody any day

    But at accents

    He wasn't worth ten cents

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    Marlon Brando

    Did better than most can do

    In Last Tango he was grubby

    And then became rather tubby

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