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Hugh Grant has been arrested by Kensington police. No,bad acting hasn't become a crime,but the film star has allegedly assaulted a photographer with a tin of baked beans. This is not a joke,but no doubt they will be on their way aplenty.
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Marky B
..........oh OK then!Originally Posted by Marky B
NEWSFLASH
Hugh Grant has been arrested by Kensington police. No,bad acting hasn't become a crime,but the film star has allegedly assaulted a photographer with a tin of baked beans
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Marky B
Beanz, Meanz, Finez.........!
Just as well, the prisons are already full to overflowing.
I think the law should be changed so that photographers can be beaten up and hit with tins of beans or whatever comes to hand as usually they are being more annoying than an off form Jerry Lewis.
Do your bit for celebs - beat up a photographer today!
Sam,,, Jerry sends his regards....
Aitch,
Yes. When papparnazis are being blinded, attacked and dying in street tunnels as fast as other citizens, then maybe I'll have a little sympathy. Very very little...
Ah well... that's why pepper spray was invented. "He charged me, holding something he could use as a weapon..."
So no Devine intervention this time then?NEWSFLASH
Hugh Grant has been arrested by Kensington police. No,bad acting hasn't become a crime,but the film star has allegedly assaulted a photographer with a tin of baked beans
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Marky B
Hope he was wearing a better shirt this timeJust as well, the prisons are already full to overflowing.
Wasn't he in 'The Plank'?
What playing the title role?Wasn't he in 'The Plank'?
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Marky B
Harry ,
But when Jerry was on-form he was fantastic!
How come no one plays his 1964 record "I Lost My Heart In A Drive-In Movie" - or have I just answered my own question....
why the hell is this dick famous??????he doesnt even like fame,he doesnt like signing autographs......this prat is solid cardboard...he plays the same cardboard cutout in all his films from the shitty four wedding to this stupid shighty 80s film hes just been in....
Can't stand the man.
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Marky B
At least it'd be easier to identify the Paparazzi photographers if a few more people did this.
I've got no sympathy for them. They're totally unnecessary and cause a lot of problems for a lot of people. If only everybody would stop buying any "celebrity driven" publications like all UK newspapers or those magazines at supermarket chekouts then I'm sure the world would be a better place.
Steve
It's not like he's the only one though. Michael Caine plays pretty much the same character. Okay, maybe two. Bob Hoskins. Sean Connery....
That doesn't stop them being enjoyable though.
No Jim - he WAS the plank.Wasn't he in 'The Plank'?
Latest news is that the baked beans were loose on a tupperware dish when Hugh Grant lobbed them at the press.
Apparantly he threw them farter than the photographers expected.
I think poor Hugh was just full of hot air - thats what comes of having baked beans for breakfast.
Dave.
this is about one of the best true to life acting roles he s ever played...and he s played it for no fee .....i smell a bafta coming hugh....or is it a fartaNo Jim - he WAS the plank.
Latest news is that the baked beans were loose on a tupperware dish when Hugh Grant lobbed them at the press.
Apparantly he threw them farter than the photographers expected.
I think poor Hugh was just full of hot air - thats what comes of having baked beans for breakfast.
Dave.
The photographer should have asked him later for a photograph,as he would have been full of beans instead of miserable
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Marky B
if you think about it he is the last,maybe thankfully,of what used to be called "silly asses" such as claude allister or jack hulbert or claude hulbert or reginald owen.
I will always remember him for being a c--t.
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