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    name='batman']You've met the former Mrs Bat!


    It also sounds alarmingly like Mrs. S!!

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    Remove their earing before answering the phone.



    And remove their hearing when talking

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    name='batman']You've met the former Mrs Bat!


    name='scholes']It also sounds alarmingly like Mrs. S!!


    I get around.....

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    name='DB7']I get around.....


    Thanks very much for taking the ex off my hands!

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    Or in a bedroom scene when the women strips to her undies she's in stockings never a pair of tights.

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    Why do women nearly always SCREAM in films?



    I don't think I've ever heard a real woman scream in my entire life.............



    Maybe it's just my technique...........



    ........ !Run into the woods where there's nobody to help you!

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    name='Carmel']Or in a bedroom scene when the women strips to her undies she's in stockings never a pair of tights.


    I think that's because nine out of ten cats prefer the former apparel.

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    name='DB7']I get around.....


    I think it was Jackie Mason that originally said...

    "take my wife for example,....... no, please take her!"

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    name='scholes']I think that's because nine out of ten cats prefer the former apparel.
    Stockings are nice when your dressing up to go somewhere nice but not all the time.

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    name='Carmel']Stockings are nice when your dressing up to go somewhere nice but not all the time.


    Agreed ( but not from personal experience obviously).

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    name='Carmel']Stockings are nice when your dressing up to go somewhere nice but not all the time.


    They are also easier to get off .... or so I've heard.

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    name='batman']They are also easier to get off .... or so I've heard.


    Not if the stockings are attached to something else (ie suspender belts ) there are not!!



    Which reminds me of a very old joke.........



    "I won't be long as I need to go and rip my partner's knickers/stockings off"



    "Because they have been itching my legs all day"

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    name='Carmel']Stockings are nice when your dressing up to go somewhere nice.


    A bank raid?'

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    name='DB7']And it would slow the pace of the film down if we had to show them deliberating over which one of forty pairs of shoes to wear... before casting aside the thirty-nine they haven't worn in five years.


    It's a well known thing here in the Philippines that women are shoe mad, they call it "The Imelda Syndrome" after Imelda Marcos, the former first lady, who had more pairs of shoes than I have hairs on my head.



    They say that if you are a true Filipino, there are more than 4 pairs of shoes outside the front door of your house. Last time I looked there was a cupboard full and at least ten pairs outside and around the cupboard, obviously full, and yet I only own 3 pairs.



    God bless my beautiful lady and her collection. I am always teasing her about this but it just happens to be a Filipinas tradition to have many pairs of shoes.



    For the confused: a Filipino is any person born in the Philippines, a Filipina is the beautiful women of the Philippines and their are so so so many. There does not appear to be a verb for the male Filipino, but I am sure if you ask many Filipinas in the UK they will let you know of some.



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    name='Carmel']Stockings are nice when your dressing up to go somewhere nice but not all the time.


    Only when you are going out somewhere nice?



    Boring! Boring! Boring!



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    The reason actresses are nude in love scenes and then cover up afterwards is they feel that it's felt nudity would be distracting once the plot gets going after the hanky panky. Actresses are often resigned to doing love scenes but reluctant to be on display for long stretches.

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    name='lordtednfs']Only when you are going out somewhere nice?



    Boring! Boring! Boring!



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    I personally wear hold ups, stockings without the suspender far more comfortable and i love them.

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    name='D Cairns']Actresses are often resigned to doing love scenes but reluctant to be on display for long stretches.
    Are they all married then...............




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    Why do they always deliver the crucial part of the dialogue in floods of wailing tears so that no-one can understand a word of it ? ;-)

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    name='Amethyst_Isle']This is not a sexist thread (you could always balance it out with a male thread ) just an observation ,so why do women in films do the following ?......



    Go to bed with there make up still on and wake up with their hair (mostly) all neat ?





    Go to bed with no make up yet wake up the following morning with make up on ?





    Have a tendency to borrow (or nick ) the male's shirt to hide all their bits n pieces even though a scene before they showed all their bits n pieces anyway ?





    Have a tendency to borrow (or nick ) the male's razor so they can shave their legs ?



    I am sure there are more questions like that above that some could add too or maybe I should run and hide now.



    I was not sure wether to put this in the offtopic thread or this one,but seen as it is film related I thought this would be the best place.




    I am not in the least bothered what the girls do in the bedroom provided they do not lock the door against me

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