Britmovie Fantasy Coach Trip

[Panavision]

Right, luvvies, I've hired a charabanc from the Dreadnought Bus Company, one of petrol,two of meths. It was last used by the girls from St Trinian's, so it's a bit of a tip.



It's parked in Trafalgar Square - nice and easy for you all to reach, so climb aboard as soon as you can. When we get a good crowd together, we can set off! Steve Crook, you're the driver if you want the job, but bear in mind there's no power steering. Wolfgang, you can be the interpreter! Faginsgal and Supamum can be head of pies, chips and gravy! Mallee can handle the publicity shots.



To show you're on the bus, just copy & paste the passenger list below, adding your own name...



PASSENGERS



JOHNNY PANAVISION



Book early! Avoid disappointment by claiming your seat NOW! No refunds or complaints. No dogs on a string. Mind the gap.

[DB7]

Steve Crook

davidb



Lord Lionheart

Shirlgirl

[Husky]

Husky - as long as the coach journey doesn't end up with Michael Caine saying he's got an idea.

[hhhhancock]

I would volunteer but I'm afraid I would turn out to be the grouchy old b*gger who gets kicked off first!

[ShirlGirl]

name='DB7']Steve Crook

davidb



Lord Lionheart

Shirlgirl

gasp, nurse, pass my angina pills!

[ShirlGirl]

PASSENGERS



JOHNNY PANAVISION



SHIRLGIRL .......if I'm allowed to sit right up the front.

[Panavision]

Magic, luvvies! The coach is filling up nicely!



PASSENGER LIST SO FAR

Steve Crook

DB7

Lord Lionheart

ShirlGirl

Johnny Panavision

Husky



Does David drive a DB7? If so, he'll be a good relief driver on the alpine passes. Saved you a front seat, ShirlGirl! You'll be safe, Husky: no tricky driving - the coach is only firing on two cylinders! Come on, Hhhhhhancock , sign up - it's not far from East Cheam! You coming too, Fage, Wolfgang and Supamum?



Any more for any more before we go on the road? Steve's already trying to find first gear! It's the trip of a lifetime!



As Fred Pontin said, "Book early!"

[Husky]

Who's bringing the sandwiches?

[Sgt Sunshine]

name='Panavision']Magic, luvvies! The coach is filling up nicely!



PASSENGER LIST SO FAR

Steve Crook

DB7

Lord Lionheart

ShirlGirl

Johnny Panavision

Husky



Does David drive a DB7? If so, he'll be a good relief driver on the alpine passes. Saved you a front seat, ShirlGirl! You'll be safe, Husky: no tricky driving - the coach is only firing on two cylinders! Come on, Hhhhhhancock , sign up - it's not far from East Cheam! You coming too, Fage, Wolfgang and Supamum?



Any more for any more before we go on the road? Steve's already trying to find first gear! It's the trip of a lifetime!

You'll need a navigator..as I'm good with "maps"...hint hint...

Is there a toilet on board,? some of us elderly folks need the loo every hour or so

Cheers

Sgt.......

ps how big are the seats I'm enormous..........

[faginsgirl]

I`ve asked Fagin and he says `You can go but be back soon`



So I better not stay the full month!



xx

[TimR]

Is there still time to get on board?

[narabdela]

Does the bus have a loo?



EDIT: Oops, been asked before

[Freddy]

name='narabdela']Does the bus have a loo?



EDIT: Oops, been asked before

name='supamum'] I am all for the wee caravan following with the chips etc - bags me a shot at the cooking.

As you can see it does with an snack service for afters.

[Sgt Sunshine]

We'll need Hugh to supply the music............unless your happy with Leonard Cohen & Joan Baez for the whole journey..............

Sgt S

[ShirlGirl]

name='Sgt Sunshine']We'll need Hugh to supply the music............unless your happy with Leonard Cohen & Joan Baez for the whole journey..............

Sgt S

As long as we're not expected to sing Daisy Daisy.



Promise NO singalongs? - and I promise to supply choccy muffins. Deal?



Btw, where are we going....?

[Marky B]

Can I be the guide? Although,I am not as camp as Brendan,I would be in my element in the alps.

Apart from which,I can't voted off.

Ta Ta

Marky B

[Mark O]

I'm game for a Brit-movie Coach trip, you'll probably need a 'heavy' to come between Steve and Davidb when they start to throttle one another!

[TimR]

name='Mark O']I'm game for a Brit-movie Coach trip, you'll probably need a 'heavy' to come between Steve and Davidb when they start to throttle one another!

Sounds like this will be an entertaining trip.

[Steve Crook]

name='Mark O']I'm game for a Brit-movie Coach trip, you'll probably need a 'heavy' to come between Steve and Davidb when they start to throttle one another!

If I'm driving I'll only be concerned with one throttle - but any arguments between us have only ever been one way anyway. I'm always very sweet and nice towards david, it's just his imagination that sees everything I write as having a go at him



Steve

[Wolfgang]

I will come along, although I suspect my tenure will not be long.