I bet people are dying to get that!!
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Spend eternity with your favourite film actor.....
I am sure some Britmovie forum members would like to
spend eternity with their favourite film actor.....any names ?
Spend Eternity Directly Above Marilyn Monroe
Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale - eBay (item 320412140795 end time Aug-24-09 12:00:00 PDT)
For sale on eBay: an eternity with Marilyn Monroe | Film | guardian.co.uk
I bet people are dying to get that!!
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I'd like to be face down on top of Ioan Gruffud.
Not for eternity, though. I'm not that greedy.
A month or so would do very nicely, thanks.![]()
You can do better than that muppet Shirl!
Muppet? Oh no, I think he's rather gorgeous, Wolfie.name='Wolfgang']You can do better than that muppet Shirl!![]()
He can park his shoes under my bed any time.
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Currently bidding at �2,782,977.57p..........19 bids.........
Can't quite afford that, just sandwich me in between Billie Piper & Liv Tyler and I'll be happy.........
Occasionally rotate them through 180 degrees and be even happier still...
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name='Sgt Sunshine']Currently bidding at �2,782,977.57p..........19 bids.........
Can't quite afford that, just sandwich me in between Billie Piper & Liv Tyler and I'll be happy.........
Occasionally rotate them through 180 degrees and be even happier still...
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But they will be all boney eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
If you like your women that thin how about the living breathing Kiera Knightly or Victorian Beckham?
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name='faginsgirl']But they will be all boney eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
If you like your women that thin how about the living breathing Kiera Knightly or Victorian Beckham?
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Ah...I would need to employ my sophisticated underground inflating apparatus....
to keep them "pumped up"...so to speak.......
I'm afraid Kiera or Victoria would most likely "snap" .......
Not keen on stick insect women..
Sgt S
Watching some movies is like spending eternity with a whole host of actors you wish were dead.
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just sandwich me in between Billie Piper & Liv Tyler and I'll be happy.........
I'd be happy with that too Sarge.
The sooner Ms Piper slips this mortal coil the better imo.
Liv Tyler is another matter entirely. She will exist forever in my memory for a certain scene in "Wild Things"
<Goggle leaves and turns on a very cold shower>
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name='GoggleboxUK']
Liv Tyler is another matter entirely. She will exist forever in my memory for a certain scene in "Wild Things"
The only Wild Things I remember is the one with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards .... I don't remember Liv Tyler in that one.
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I think he might be confusing it with Stealing Beauty. There is scene in that which Liv tyler became infamous for in which she inadvertently became first mainstream actress to show her labia in mainstream cinema. It is only brief, but many suspect Bertollucci of foul play....
name='Wolfgang']I think he might be confusing it with Stealing Beauty. There is scene in that which Liv tyler became infamous for in which she inadvertently became first mainstream actress to show her labia in mainstream cinema. It is only brief, but many suspect Bertollucci of foul play....
Lol, hands up! How many members headed straight for Amazon?![]()
name='julian_craster']Spend eternity with your favourite film actor.....
I am sure some Britmovie forum members would like to
spend eternity with their favourite film actor.....any names ?
Spend Eternity Directly Above Marilyn Monroe
Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale - eBay (item 320412140795 end time Aug-24-09 12:00:00 PDT)
For sale on eBay: an eternity with Marilyn Monroe | Film | guardian.co.uk
Local pickup offered?![]()
I don't have a clue where the remains of my favorite is buried and he may not even be buried but cremated. Of course, when I saw the thread title, I had another thought in mind, one less morbid.
name='Wolfgang']I think he might be confusing it with Stealing Beauty. There is scene in that which Liv tyler became infamous for in which she inadvertently became first mainstream actress to show her labia in mainstream cinema. It is only brief, but many suspect Bertollucci of foul play....
Thank you Wolfgang, I stand corrected.
I can only put it down to early onset senile dementia. Oh well, at least I don't have early onset senile dementia.
What were we talking about again?
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name='GoggleboxUK']Thank you Wolfgang, I stand corrected.
I can only put it down to early onset senile dementia. Oh well, at least I don't have early onset senile dementia.
What were we talking about again?
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Never mind Gogglebox.....all them burgers we were fed as kids have probably turned our brains into sponges anyhow.........
Agree think you were confusing it with "Stealing Beauty".....
Screencap below.......
Can't quite see her labia in this shot........but never mind............suggest you rush out and get this right away.....
Cheers
Sgt S