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    name='wellpip']Let's hope he goes over the pond..




    and the ship sinks

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    name='davidb']and the ship sinks


    Leaving him trapped in an air pocket at an unresueable deoth.

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    name='GoggleboxUK']Leaving him trapped in an air pocket at an unresueable deoth.


    with sharks circling

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    name='davidb']with sharks circling


    and a lifetimes supply of Netto baked beans the only food source.

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    name='GoggleboxUK']and a lifetimes supply of Netto baked beans the only food source.


    and he gets crabs , nipping at his toes

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    name='davidb']and he gets crabs , nipping at his toes


    Just when all hope seems lost and he's eaten the last of the beans (they turn out to be magic as he soon finds out) he is suddenly rescued by a gorgeous one of these





    With the new magic beans helping him to breath under water, she quickly embraces him in her "firm but not too muscular " body and off they go to her undersea sanctuary........

    "Why thank you " said the Ross..."whatever can I do to repay you?".....





    This has the ability to get really silly if you like.....

    Sgt S

    PS they never used to wear bra's did they...........??

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    name='Sgt Sunshine']Just when all hope seems lost and he's eaten the last of the beans (they turn out to be magic as he soon finds out) he is suddenly rescued by a gorgeous one of these





    With the new magic beans helping him to breath under water, she quickly embraces him in her "firm but not too muscular " body and off they go to her undersea sanctuary........

    "Why thank you " said the Ross..."whatever can I do to repay you?".....





    This has the ability to get really silly if you like.....

    Sgt S

    PS they never used to wear bra's did they...........??


    "Well....." said the Mermaid, looking coyly from the corner of her eye at the Ross "There is one thing you could do for me."



    "Name it" said the Ross, momentarily glancing up from her ample busom.



    "You could help me rid the undersea kingdom of a ruthless villain."



    "A wuthless villain?" weplied Woss



    "No, a ruthless villain" said fishgirl "I have no idea what wuthless means"

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    name='GoggleboxUK']"Well....." said the Mermaid, looking coyly from the corner of her eye at the Ross "There is one thing you could do for me."



    "Name it" said the Ross, momentarily glancing up from her ample busom.



    "You could help me rid the undersea kingdom of a ruthless villain."



    "A wuthless villain?" weplied Woss



    "No, a ruthless villain" said fishgirl "I have no idea what wuthless means"




    Well not sure about that said Liv the mermaid......but its so hot in here I;ve got to remove my Bra........



    "I wish you were the other type of mermaid" said the Woss.." the one with the fish part on top".....(apologies to Futurama).....

    Oh look out.. now that evil villain is coming...............

    "Bugger"....said the Woss....

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    Another Simon Dee? But too expensive to drop immediately - more a lingering death. Also watching his popularity decline might hurt his ego more.

    Silly boy.

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    The incident last year with Brand was the beginning of the end for Ross at the BBC - he's been dead in the water since then.

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    name='EHV_Emmetts']The incident last year with Brand was the beginning of the end for Ross at the BBC - he's been dead in the water since then.


    Hope you're right but I fear that - even if the BBC do let him slide (And that's by no means certain since there is talk of his dreary Friday night show being considered a 'flagship' BBC event - what ???) - we won't have seen the last of him as the Beeb are to relax its exclusivity rules and allow him to work elsewhere and, of course, some other mug (ITV/Channel 4/5), mistaking notoriety for popularity, will certainly pick him up.

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    I just wish he'd do another series of The Incredibly Strange Film Show. He loved his subject matter and it showed.

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    name='charliekane'](And that's by no means certain since there is talk of his dreary Friday night show being considered a 'flagship' BBC event - what ???)


    I wonder why the BBC have given this show that high prestige? Is it because he recently interviewed Barbara Streisand?

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    name='Sgt Sunshine']Just when all hope seems lost and he's eaten the last of the beans (they turn out to be magic as he soon finds out) he is suddenly rescued by a gorgeous one of these





    With the new magic beans helping him to breath under water, she quickly embraces him in her "firm but not too muscular " body and off they go to her undersea sanctuary........

    "Why thank you " said the Ross..."whatever can I do to repay you?".....





    This has the ability to get really silly if you like.....

    Sgt S

    PS they never used to wear bra's did they...........??


    " Too late realizing her folly, the beauteous creature began to feel the deleterious effects of a sudden, toxic degradation of her environment caused by the unctuous Woss. The vessel 'Beeb', had finished flushing its tanks. Some order must have been given behind the black windows of the bridge so high above, for the behemoth made speed till its bulk was but a diminishing speck on the cracked-orange horizon. "

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