 | Francesca Valenski |
 | North |
 | Patrick Shannon |
 | Anabelle de Fourdemont Valenski |
 | Ram Valenski |
 | Masha |
 | John |
 | Couch Stash Valensky |
 | Vanessa Valerian |
 | Robin Valerian |
 | Kiki Kavanaugh |
 | Matty Firestone |
 | Wingo |
 | Margo Firestone |
 | Lady Sarah |
 | Luke |
North's Secretary | |
 | Candice Bloom |
 | English Journalist |
 | Eleanour Kavanaugh |
 | The Reporter |
 | Young Ram Valenski (as Grant Ashley Warnock) |
 | Dr. Harris |
 | The Photographer |
Stash's Maid (as Rachael Weaver) | |
 | Man in Theatre |
 | Woman in Theatre |
 | Ram's Secretary |
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