 | Lemuel P. Twine / Abner Twine / Colonel Cladius Zebediah Twine |
 | Helen Barbara Twine |
 | Jimmy Hanagan |
 | Lester Cadwalader, Sr. |
Minerva Twine | |
 | Mayor Moe Carson |
 | Professor Asa Quisenberry |
 | Gloria Twine |
 | Trumbull |
 | Agatha |
 | Lester Cadwalader Jr. (as Scott Jordan) |
 | Luke Simpson |
 | Luncheon Attendee |
 | Reporter |
 | Photographer |