 | Eliot Arnold |
 | Anna Herk |
 | Arthur Herk |
 | Snake Dupree |
 | Eddie Leadbetter |
 | Henry Desalvo |
 | Leonard Ferroni |
 | Police Officer Monica Romero |
 | Police Officer Walter Kramitz |
 | Matt Arnold |
 | Jenny Herk |
 | FBI Agent Pat Greer |
 | FBI Agent Alan Seitz |
 | Puggy |
 | Nina |
 | Jack Pendick / Ralph Pendick |
 | Bruce (as Micheal McShane) |
 | John / Ivan |
Leo (as Lars Arentz Hansen) | |
 | Andrew |
Fly by Air Captain Justin Hobart | |
Fly by Air Co-Pilot Jan Vigushin | |
Cigar Buddy | |
 | Cigar Buddy |
Cigar Buddy | |
Heather Weintraub Kramitz (as Nathalie Latronico) | |
 | Jack Pendick Trainee (as Jonathan Kasdan) |
Editorial Assistant | |
 | Ken Deeber, Miami Herald Editor |
 | Annoyed Sports Radio Host (voice) |
 | Confused Sports Radio Call In |
Courier #1 | |
Courier #2 | |
 | William Spaulding (as Antoni Cornacchione) |
 | Fly by Air Ticket Agent (as Siobhan Fallon Hogan) |
Sour Airport Security | |
 | Airport X-Ray Operator (as Gloria Kennedy) |
 | Airport Stern Security Woman |
Fly by Air Baggage Handler | |
Gang Leader | |
 | Airport Officer Arch Ridley |
 | Geo Salesman |
 | Cellmate Dwight |
Retiree #1 | |
Retiree #2 | |
 | Retiree #3 |
Retiree #4 | |
Aerobics Announcer | |
 | Aerobics Announcer |
Airline Pilot | |
 | Herself |
Tourist | |
 | Airport Security Guard |
 | Kid on Scooter |