 | Rod Turner |
 | Cloudy Martin |
 | Jake Marsh |
 | Clint Simon |
 | Sam Turner |
 | Susan |
 | Speed |
Speed | |
 | Rita |
 | Georgie Moore |
 | Mack Gill |
 | Marek (as Paul Medford) |
Butch | |
 | Chris |
 | Changing Room Attendant |
 | Sam's Crony |
Disco Dancer (as Damien Elwes) | |
 | Disco Dancer |
 | T.V. Interviewer / Commentator |
 | Footballer |
 | Receptionist |
Nun | |
Passer-by | |
Attendant's Grandson | |
 | Newsvendor |
 | |
 | Newscaster |
 | Redhead in Disco (as Gypsie Kemp) |
 | Sam's Crony |
 | Girl Interviewer |
 | Sam's Crony |
 | Sam's Crony |
Footballer | |
 | Footballer |
 | Candy |
Footballer | |
Footballer | |
 | Milkman |
 | Waiter |
 | Footballer |