 | John Biebe |
 | Charles Danner |
 | Donna Biebe |
 | Judge Walter Burns |
 | Mayor Scott Pitcher |
 | Mary Jane Pitcher |
 | Bailey Pruitt |
 | 'Skank' Marden |
 | 'Tree' Lane |
 | 'Birdie' Burns |
 | Bobby Michan |
 | Kevin Holt |
 | Galin Winetka |
'Tinker' Connolly | |
 | Mr. Walsh |
 | Marla Burns |
Janice Pettiboe | |
Sarah Heinz | |
 | Joanne Burns |
 | Dr. Henry Savage |
 | Donnie Shulzhoffer |
 | TV Director |
 | Himself |
 | NHL Lawyer |
 | Players' Union Lawyer |
 | Judge McGibbons |
Himself | |
 | Hockey Player |
Howard Sebron (scenes deleted) | |
TV Assistant Director |