 | Dominic Badguy |
 | Jean Pierre Napoleon |
 | Nadya |
 | Kermit the Frog, Foo Foo, Statler, Beaker, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Link Hogthrob, The Newsman |
 | Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam Eagle, Animal |
 | Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf |
 | Pepe the King Prawn, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Schef, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Baby Boss, Carlo Flamingo, Leprechaun Security Guard |
 | Scooter, Janice, Miss Poogy, Bobby Benson, Wayne |
Constantine, Floyd Pepper, Sweetums, Pops, Robin, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, 80s Robot, Camilla, Uncle Deadly | |
Walter, Manolo Flamingo | |
 | Himself |
 | Irish Journalist |
Berliner #2 | |
 | Prison King |
 | Berliner #1 |
 | Himself |
 | First AD |
 | Prado Museum Guard #1 |
 | Herself |
 | Hobo Joe |
 | Maximum Security Prisoner |
 | Herself |
 | The Great Escapo |
 | Theater Manager |
 | Prado Museum Guard #2 |
 | Beefeater Vicar |
 | Big Papa |
 | UPS Guy |
 | Newspaper Girl |
 | The Usher |
 | Berliner at Window |
 | Herself |
 | German Cop |
 | Delivery Man |
 | Danny Trejo |
 | Ivan the Guard |
 | Himself |
Security Guard | |
Irish Audience Member | |
Fan at Miss Piggy's Wedding | |
 | Annie Sue |
Wedding Guest | |
 | Interpol Officer |
Interpol Officer | |
German Tourist | |
Wedding Fan | |
Dublin-Madrid Spectator | |
Gulag Prison Guard | |
 | Russian Gulag Prisoner |
German Lady in the Audience | |
Police Officer | |
Prisoner | |
 | German Stage Manager |
Spanish Audience | |
Interpol Agent | |
 | |
 | Actress |
Russian Gulag Prisoner | |
Fruit & Veg Stall Holder | |
Commuter | |
Spanish Train Porter | |
 | Bouncer |
 | Cameraman |
 | Gulag Prisoner |
German Audience Member | |
 | Minnie |
The Guest at Miss Piggy's Wedding | |
Spanish Commuter | |
 | Prisoner |
Journalist | |
 | German Theater Goer |
Additional Muppet Performer | |
Berlin Police | |
Wedding Guest | |
 | Muppet Performer |
Chief | |
 | Russian Gulag Prisoner |
 | |
 | Berliner |
 | |
Film Crew | |
Irish Lady | |
Additional Muppet Performer | |
Fan | |
German Museum Worker | |
Irish Audience Member | |
Fan at Miss Piggy's Wedding |