 | Kristen Sommers |
 | Vice President |
 | Vladimir |
 | Agent Hammond |
Ralph | |
 | Nick |
 | Agent #4 |
 | Gwen |
 | Logan |
 | Terry |
 | Paul |
Frat Guy | |
 | Arthur |
Agent #3 (as Terrance) | |
Woody | |
Party Girl | |
 | Percy |
Interogation Agent | |
 | Andy |
Woman | |
 | Tony |
 | Mario |
 | News Anchor |
Mr. Spears | |
Linda | |
Prom Kid | |
 | Goon #2 |
Cindy | |
 | Goon #1 |
Lady in the Pool | |
Beautiful Woman | |
 | Barney |
School Bully | |
 | Mr. Young |
Mermaid Protestor | |
Limo Driver |