 | John |
 | Donner |
 | Santa Claus |
 | Danny Cohen |
 | Homeless John |
 | Mikey |
David (as Josh Schaefer) | |
 | Al |
Tourist Mom | |
 | Nikki |
 | X-Mas Junkie |
 | Mr. Popper (as Richard Timothy Jones) |
 | Paul Truman |
 | Manny Gould |
 | Old Man |
 | Jimmy the Warlock (as Terrence Dashon Howard) |
 | Mix |
 | John Wayne |
 | John Cardoza |
 | Tiffany The Prostitute |
Hustler at Payphone | |
 | Christmas Preacher on Radio |
Corporate Business Executive | |
Business Executive |