 | Gary Starke |
 | Linda Palinski |
 | Benny Moran |
 | Lady with Cash |
 | Zeus |
 | Harry the Head |
Refund Lady at the Met | |
 | San Diego Vinnie |
 | 'Cyclops' |
 | Tony |
 | Barry the Book |
 | TV Customer |
Newscaster | |
Catholic Schoolgirl Fanny | |
Catholic Schoolgirl Lucy (as Daniella Garcia-Lorido) | |
 | Arty |
 | Casino |
 | Fat Max |
 | Gerrard, Culinary Director |
Mrs. Bennett, N.Y. Times Food Critic | |
 | Mrs. Dolmatch |
 | Rhonda |
 | Mrs. Haywood |
College Kid in Jail | |
 | Alex |
Social Security Checker | |
 | Stanley |
Good Call Johnny D.J. | |
Undercover Cop | |
Kenny Paliski | |
 | Mrs. Paliski |
 | Uncle Donald (as Robert Castle) |
 | Uncle Tony |
 | Realtor |
Maury, Funeral Director | |
 | Father V. Crespo |
 | Himself |
 | Yankee Stadium Security Chief |
 | The Pope |
 | Ray Charles |
Vickie (as Joanna P. Adler) | |
 | Taxi Cab Driver |
 | Confessional Priest |
Baby in Womb | |
Ticket Buyer | |
 | Jail Inmate |
Convention Goer - Trekkie | |
 | Night Manager |
Child | |
Nun | |
Doorman | |
Scalper | |
Messenger | |
Priest |