 | Vince Rizzo |
 | Joyce Rizzo |
 | Tony |
 | Molly |
 | Vince Jr. |
Vivian Rizzo | |
Denise | |
Cheryl | |
 | Michael Malakov |
 | Bruno |
 | Casting Assistant |
Casting Director | |
 | Matt Cruniff |
Tanya | |
 | Ezmalia (as Marianni Ebert) |
Security Man | |
Working Class Guy | |
 | Bouncer (as Vernon W. Campbell) |
Male Actor (as Ben Mathes) | |
Female Actor | |
 | Young Actor (as Yvevgeniy Dekhtyar) |
 | Actor-Dog |
Actor #3 | |
 | Actor #4 |
Actor #5 | |
Actor #6 | |
Actor #7 (as Michael Jean Dozier) | |
Actor #8 | |
Actor #9 (as Hallie Cooper Novack) | |
 | Actor #10 (as Joseph Frago) |
Market Stockboy | |
 | Vince's Bombshell Girlfriend |
Vinnie's Attraxtive Admirer | |
Auditioning Actor | |
 | Inmate Prisoner |
Man in Casting Line | |
Prison Guard | |
Standee | |
Supermarket Patron | |
Actor | |
Goombah | |
Extra | |
Correction officer | |
Drunk | |
Wiseguy 2 | |
Bar Tender |