 | Matt Warner |
 | Mr. D |
 | Norman Warner |
 | Dylan Warner |
 | Elli Warner |
 | Principal Bass |
 | Maggie Little |
 | Dan Parks |
Denise Davies | |
 | Vern Cote (as Christopher Gauthier) |
Chase | |
Seth | |
Kylie | |
Heather | |
Clyde | |
Patty | |
Devon | |
Brad | |
Madman (as Hunter Elliot) | |
Howard (as Keith Miller) | |
 | Timmy |
Susie | |
 | Matilda Smith |
Miss Hunt | |
Homeless Man | |
Stick | |
King Shorty | |
 | Big Man |
Nurse Bogie | |
 | Referee |
 | Spaceman (as Bill Dear) |