Patrick | |
 | Dennis |
Howie | |
 | Benji |
Female Shopper | |
 | Cole |
 | Larry |
 | Mickey |
 | Josephine |
 | Cop |
Taylor | |
 | Jack |
 | Leslie |
 | Anne |
 | Marshall |
 | Kevin |
 | J. Crew Guy (as Chris Wiehl) |
 | Betty |
 | Umpire |
 | Catcher |
 | Purple Guy |
Brian | |
 | Idaho Guy (as Chris Kane) |
Barry | |
Kip Rogers | |
 | Director |
Ned | |
 | Obstetrician |
Glen | |
Assistant Director | |
 | Newbie |