 | Mark Von Dutch |
 | Miranda Prague |
 | Nikki Franklyn |
 | Zachary Newman |
 | Marvin Coolidge |
 | Bert Mayfaire |
Abby | |
Chatty Girl | |
 | Lead Singer |
 | Totally Untrustworthy Looking Gangster #1 |
Totally Untrustworthy Looking Gangster #2 | |
Carly Van Skaik | |
Waitress | |
Bert's sister | |
Bartender | |
Cocktail Waitress | |
Bar Patron | |
Arresting Officer | |
Preppy Student | |
Nikki's 3rd grade teacher | |
Young Nikki Franklin | |
Club Guy #1 | |
Cellmate | |
Officer Cramer | |
Band Member | |
Bartender | |
Waitress #2 | |
Undercover Cop | |
 | Bar Patron |