 | Jack 'Deuce' Cooper |
 | Red |
 | Bucky |
 | Cooper's Mother |
 | Cooper's Father |
 | Art |
Kurt 'Crush' Bunyon | |
 | Jesus Rodriquez |
 | Chubb |
 | Tipton |
 | Customer (Joe) |
 | Lydia |
 | Kirby |
 | Dizzy Anderson |
 | Bus Driver |
 | Ed Sullivan |
 | Ed Sullivan |
 | Buddy |
 | Stats Jefferson |
 | Dusty Richards (as Zacharias Ward) |
 | Oliver Barnett (as Mike McGlone) |
 | Umpire, Sharks game |
 | Farley |
 | Shark's Manager |
 | Clarence |
 | Carnie |
 | Security Guard |
 | Goon #1 |
 | Banana Truck Driver |
Himself | |
 | Umpire, Championship Game |
 | Dr. Joseph Middleton |
Woman in Ballpark |