 | Joey Curtis |
 | Shaun |
 | Rudy |
 | Carl |
 | Thunder |
Mike Tataglia (as Ric Manheim) | |
Receptionist | |
 | Stan Shank |
 | Richard Curtis |
 | Mr. Dickstein |
 | Carol Curtis |
 | Marsha |
 | Amy Curtis |
 | Mr. Tataglia |
Jesse | |
 | Linda |
Tyler | |
 | Burt |
Mick | |
 | Uncle Phil |
 | Aunt Barbara |
Carla | |
Marsky | |
Chris | |
Girl in Line | |
Eddie | |
Transvestite | |
El Duce | |
 | Steve the Engineer (as John Young) |
 | Rodney |
Detective Watson | |
 | Jerk in Jeep |
 | Frank (Tyler's Manager) |
Stagehand (as Mitch David Carter) | |
Michael | |
Robin (Chris' Date) | |
Martha (Law Clerk) | |
 | Mr. Salzman |