 | Farinata |
 | Judge Minos |
L. Ron Hubbard | |
 | Calvacanti |
Charon | |
 | Virgil |
Jim Jones | |
 | Brunetto Latini |
Mr. Argenti | |
Ovid / Real Estate Broker / Pope Nicholas 3rd (voice) | |
 | George Sanders |
George Sand | |
 | Irate Driver / Mounted Policeman / Pimp #1 / Pimp #3 / Airport Security (voice) |
 | Dante |
 | Celia / Lobbyist Singer / Lizzie Borden (voice) |
 | Francesca |
Penelope | |
 | Strom Thurmond |
 | Cleopatra |
 | Mussolini |
Caiaphas | |
 | Beatrice (voice) |
Gianciotto |