 | David Spritz |
 | Robert Spritzel |
 | Noreen |
 | Mike |
 | Russ |
 | Don |
 | DMV Guy |
Nipper Guy | |
 | Viewer |
Tim | |
Race Organizer | |
 | Trust Counselor |
 | Takeout Clerk |
 | Hello America Producer |
Pie Thrower (as Eddie Martinez) | |
Robert's Friend | |
Robert's Friend | |
 | Priest |
 | Bryant Gumbel |
Co-Anchor | |
 | Ed McMahon |
Cristina Ferrare | |
Guy in Park | |
 | Wolfgang Puck |
New York Businessman (as Peter Nicholas) | |
Featured Skater |