Chrissy Goldberg | |
Lauren | |
Leonardo | |
Eugene 'The Machine' McCormack | |
Zack | |
Donatello | |
Rachel Ruysch | |
 | The President |
Worker #1 (as Mike Schmal) | |
 | Worker #2 |
Taco (and ear) Eater | |
 | Lee Harvey Herzkauf |
Principal Westly | |
Concerned Factory Worker | |
Anti-Purity Girl | |
Slater | |
 | Ron Simms |
Lauren's Chauffer | |
Kelly | |
Beautiful Boy | |
Beautiful Girl | |
Jiggles the Juggalo | |
 | Coach Kotter |
Blind Security Guard | |
 | Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard) |
Scrätch | |
Arnold, Asst. to Mr. Herzkauf | |
 | Cigar Face |
Janitor | |
Michelangelo (as Mark 'Toxiclife' Quinette) | |
Rembrandt | |
Raphael | |
Aunt Bee | |
Miss Adeline Crabtree | |
Coach Sandusky | |
Shower Gyno American #1 | |
Shower Gyno American #2 | |
Shower Gyno American #3 | |
Shower Gyno American #4 | |
Shower Gyno American #5 | |
Shower Gyno American #6 | |
Shower Gyno American #7 | |
Shower Gyno American #8 | |
Eugene's Tranny Friend | |
Naked Shower Boy #1 | |
Naked Shower Boy #2 | |
Naked Shower Boy #3 | |
Naked Shower Boy #4 | |
Father Sandusky | |
Roller Girl | |
Mr. Chips | |
Terrance Horowitz | |
Hurley | |
Tromaville High Cheerleader (as Erica Frasse) | |
Bully | |
Uterus Suggestor | |
Justin Bieber Fan | |
Justin Bieber's Nephew | |
One Direction Fan | |
Dido #1 | |
Dido #2 | |
Toxie | |
Miss Bliss (as Anna Olsen) | |
Barry Jennings | |
Student Harassed by Blind Security Guard | |
Glee Club Fan | |
Heavenly Creature (as Ashley P. Clark) | |
It's a Miracle! | |
Kabukicar Passenger (as Mark Kaufman) | |
Kabukicar Passenger | |
Kabukicar Passenger | |
Count Smokula | |
Crabtree's Dog | |
 | The World Champion (as The World Champion) |
Purity Day Student | |
Hot Gothic Gyno | |
Himself | |
Herself | |
Doctor Doovall | |
Dead Patient | |
Hot Nurse | |
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. | |
Toxie | |
Knuckles Jr. | |
Shot Taker #1 | |
Shot Taker #2 | |
Dancing Boy | |
RapeDoor | |
Rapedoor | |
RapeDoor | |
RapeDoor | |
American Chicken Bunker Cretin | |
Head Smash Cretin | |
Ricky Retardo | |
Cop #1 | |
Cop #2 | |
Himself (as Eric 'Sleazy' Sanders) | |
Heart Rip Cretin | |
Jock | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Warren (archive footage) | |
 | Tromaville Citizen |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Factory Worker | |
Thug | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Cretin sprayed with Milk | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville High Student | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
 | Professor Holt |
High School Student | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville High Teacher | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
 | Narrator |
Bisexual Jock | |
Tromaville High Teacher | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Factory Worker | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville High Student | |
Party Goer | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Joey Muscles | |
Cretin army | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Band Geek | |
Punk | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Tromaville Citizen | |
Victoria | |
Dick Smith | |
Nipples Jr. | |
Looks Like A Dick | |
Teacher | |
Baby Gonzo | |
Tromaville High School Security Guard | |
Cretin (as Rob Gabrieze) | |
 | Chrissy |