 | Tarquin St John Smythe |
 | Enzo Petroni |
Doris | |
 | Maisie Carter |
 | Mick |
Suzanne Barker | |
Benny Saunders | |
 | Kate Johnson |
Dave Bennett | |
 | Sally |
Daphne | |
Mr. Wilson | |
Mrs. Kenwright | |
 | Judge Proctor |
Miss Denham | |
Dalkeith | |
Liz (the Nurse) | |
Nursing Aide | |
Dr. Zimmerman | |
Dennis | |
Monkey 1 | |
Monkey 2 | |
Monkey 3 | |
Alfred | |
Sam (the MC) (as Ron Hedgecock) | |
Donald | |
 | Dentures Man |
Emily | |
Dalkeith Bandleader | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
 | Dalkeith Resident |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Dalkeith Resident | |
Bookshop Manager | |
 | Joe Howlett |
Frank the Barman | |
Pub Patron | |
 | Pub Patron |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Pub Patron | |
Stan the Groundsman | |
Ralph the Presenter | |
 | Len |
Bookie | |
Bookie's Assistant | |
Angry Punter | |
Professional Punter 1 | |
Professional Punter 2 | |
Professional Punter 3 | |
Steward's Assistant | |
Punter / Sports Photographer | |
Photographer | |
Councillor Owens | |
Race Attendant | |
Race Caller | |
Cashier | |
Graeme Bond | |
Judge's Associate | |
Court Attendant | |
Tip Staff (Usher) | |
Court reporter | |
Radio Reporter | |
Ballarat Courier Journalist | |
WIN-TV Journalist | |
WIN-TV Cameraman | |
Press Photographer | |
Press Photographer | |
Chauffeur | |
Charlotte St John Smythe |