 | Miss Shepherd |
 | Underwood |
Young Margaret Fairchild | |
Conductor | |
The British Symphony Orchestra | |
 | Alan Bennett |
 | Estate Agent |
 | Pauline |
 | Rufus |
 | Sam Perry |
 | Fiona Perry |
 | Giles Perry |
 | Actor |
Passer by | |
Tom Perry | |
 | Mam |
 | Mrs Vaughan Williams |
Lois, Social Worker | |
 | Market Trader |
 | Policeman |
 | Leo Fairchild |
 | Interviewer |
 | Lady Wiggin |
Men Shaking Van | |
Men Shaking Van | |
 | Priest |
 | Man in Confessional |
 | Out of Work Actor |
 | Young Man with Earring |
 | Jehovah's Witnesses |
Jehovah's Witnesses | |
 | Another Young Man |
 | Old Nun |
 | Theatre Director |
Stage Manager | |
 | Miss Briscoe, Social Worker |
Broadstairs Pianist | |
 | Edith Fairchild |
 | Doctor at Old Peoples Home |
Housekeeper at Convent | |
 | Doctor at Gloucester Crescent |
 | Ambulance Man |
Day Care Centre Worker | |
 | Woman in Day Centre |
Biker (as Sam McCardle) | |
 | God |
Alan's Partner | |
 | Alan Bennett (2014) |