 | Prof. Julius Kelp |
 | Stella Purdy |
 | Dr. Mortimer S. Warfield |
 | Millie Lemmon |
 | Warzewski |
 | Football Player / Student |
 | Elmer Kelp |
 | Edwina Kelp |
 | Dr. M. Sheppard Leevee |
 | Bartender |
 | English Student |
 | Football Player |
 | College Student |
 | Gibson - College Student |
Band Leader | |
 | Gym Attendant |
Faculty Member (uncredited) | |
 | Conga Player (uncredited) |
 | Student (uncredited) |
 | Plumber (uncredited) |
College Student (uncredited) | |
Faculty Member (uncredited) | |
 | Cab Driver (uncredited) |
 | Bored Man (uncredited) |
 | College Student (uncredited) |
 | Girl (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
 | College Student (uncredited) |
 | Gym Member (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
 | Narrator (voice) (uncredited) |
 | Clothing Salesman (uncredited) |
 | College Student (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member at Senior Prom (uncredited) |
 | Birdman (uncredited) |
 | Policeman (uncredited) |
 | Man in Gym (uncredited) |
 | Bored Girl (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
College Student (uncredited) | |
 | Man in Bowling Alley (uncredited) |
College Student (uncredited) | |
Bartender (uncredited) | |
 | Man (uncredited) |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
 | Cotton Pickin' Girl (uncredited) |
Cop (uncredited) | |
 | Faculty Member (uncredited) |
Man in Booth (uncredited) | |
Faculty Member (uncredited) | |
 | Weightlifter at Gym (uncredited) |
 | Purple Pit Customer (uncredited) |
 | Man (uncredited) |
 | Football Player (uncredited) |
 | Rube (uncredited) |
 | Purple Pit Customer (uncredited) |
 | College Student (uncredited) |
 | College Student (uncredited) |