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Douchebag millionaire Hogan gets amnesia and thinks he is Santa. . .with muscles! Then he has to save an orphanage from evil Ed Begley, Jr., who wants to harvest magic crystals from underneath it. Shows signs of snarky self-awareness, but the overall effect is a low-rent version of those shitty teen movies Dinsey cranked out by the hundreds during this time frame. Definitely a candidate for the worst Christmas movie ever, even worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. My apologies for this Christmas "gift" . . I didn't have the energy to tackle It's a Wonderful Life. -Dave W. |
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![]() | Santa with Muscles 8th November 1996 Cinema ![]() 97 mins 1.85:1 |
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