Film Dope


Santa with Muscles

1996

John Murlowski
Director

Douchebag millionaire Hogan gets amnesia and thinks he is Santa. . .with muscles! Then he has to save an orphanage from evil Ed Begley, Jr., who wants to harvest magic crystals from underneath it.

Shows signs of snarky self-awareness, but the overall effect is a low-rent version of those shitty teen movies Dinsey cranked out by the hundreds during this time frame. Definitely a candidate for the worst Christmas movie ever, even worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

My apologies for this Christmas "gift" . . I didn't have the energy to tackle It's a Wonderful Life.

-Dave W.

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Santa with Muscles
8th November 1996
Cinema



97 mins
1.85:1

Hulk Hogan
Blake Thorn
Hulk Hogan
Santa (with Muscles)
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth Bentley Walsh
William Newman
Chas
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight
Kevin West
Dr. Flint
Diane Robin
Dr. Watt
Kai Ephron
Dr. Vial
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Robert Apisa
Franco
Pierre Dulat
Pierre
Eddy Donno
Mr. Rapini
(as Ed Donno)
Andre Jamal Kinney
Steven
Bentley Shuster
Girl
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Pete Apisa
Nose Ring
Brenda Song
Susan
Malone Brinton
Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
Mall Manager
(as Bridget Michelle)
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Blake Shuster
Boy in Corridor
Neill Calabro
Father of Boy in Corridor
(uncredited)
Melody Faith Clark-Curzon
Voice: The Talking ATM
(uncredited)
Brian J. Williams
Cop With Bazooka
(uncredited)
Alexis Baca
Undetermined Role
(uncredited)
Chuck Zito
Stunt Coordinator
Pete Antico
Stunts
Robert Apisa
Stunts
Chris Cenatiempo
Stunts
John Cenatiempo
Stunts
Carl Ciarfalio
Stunt Double: Don Stark
Chris Colombo
Stunts
Eddy Donno
Stunts
Ellis Edwards
Stunt Rigger
Frank Ferrara
Stunts
Anita Hart
Stunts
J.J. Perry
Stunts
Chuck Picerni Jr.
Stunts
Steve Picerni
Stunts
Bill Reid
Stunts
Troy Robinson
Stunts
Pat Romano
Stunts
Craig Shugart
Stunts
Brian J. Williams
Stunts
Don McGovern
Stunts

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