 | Beau Wassermann |
 | Mona Wassermann |
 | Grace |
 | Roger |
 | Toni |
 | Jeeves |
 | Elaine Bray |
 | Young Mona |
Teen Beau | |
Teen Elaine | |
 | Therapist |
 | Dr. Cohen |
 | Penelope |
 | Strange Man |
 | UPS Guy |
Liz | |
Boy Beau | |
Hero Beau's Wife | |
Martha | |
 | Birthday Boy Stab Man |
Ceiling Man | |
Officer Johnson | |
Cheapo Depot Cashier | |
Man With Face Tattoos | |
Comatose Junkie | |
 | Rattled Businessman |
Crazy Man | |
Laughing Man | |
Crust Punk (Eye Gouger) | |
Crust Punk (Eyes Gouged) | |
Boat Boy | |
Fraught Mother Looking for Boat Boy | |
Angel | |
 | Orphan Hero |
 | Beau's Son |
Beau's Son | |
Beau's Son | |
Hero Beau's Young Son | |
Hero Beau's Young Son | |
 | Orphan Ladybug Man |
Orphan Man w | |
Orphan Costume Designer | |
Orphan Chorus Member | |
 | Orphan Chorus Member |
Orphan Little Girl | |
 | Duncan |
Yesekov's Body | |
Orphan Production Designer | |
Orphan Papa Boy | |
 | News Correspondent (Brian Galloway) |
 | Superintendent |
 | Teen Elaine's Mother |
Nurse | |
News Anchor (BB Stab Man) | |
News Anchor (MW Obit) | |
 | Rabbi |
 | Hearse Driver |
Caterer | |
Mona Henchman Who Throws Lawyer | |
Mourning Woman | |
Elaine Body Double | |
Beau's Twin in Attic | |
Monster Pupeteer | |
Monster Puppeteer | |
Monster Pupeteer | |
Monster Puppeteer | |
Monster Pupeteer | |
Beau's Attorney | |
 | Doctor |
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