 | Honey O'Donahue |
 | MG Falcone |
 | Reverend Drew Devlin |
Chère | |
Hector | |
Spider (Honey's Assistant) | |
Corinne | |
 | Marty Metakawitch |
 | Heidi O'Donahue |
Shuggie | |
 | Gary (piano bar) |
Elle (piano bar) | |
Mickie | |
 | Honey's Father |
 | Colligan |
 | Mr. Siegfried |
 | Mrs. Novotny |
Ray | |
Dizzy | |
Larry Jr. | |
Steve Jr. | |
Abuela | |
 | Horrified Bartender |
Disappointed Woman in Bed | |
Mia Novotny | |
Brandi (Four Way threesome) | |
Cara (Four Way threesome) | |
Woman with Hand-Mirror | |
Young Policeman | |
Big Little Joey | |
Little Joey Jr. | |
Oblivious Bartender | |
Pork Chop | |
Wiener Girl | |
 | Drive-Thru Customer |
Parrot | |
Bartender | |
Man in Parking Lot |