Film Dope

Movie 43

2013

Desperately bad crapfest, directed by some of the worst directors in Hollywood, including Peter Farrelly. It has a huge cast, but that just shows most actors will be in anything if you give them enough moolah.

Protip: if a film has eleven directors and fifteen writers, it's a safe bet the movie is utter SHITE. Don't like it--get better taste in movies and don't give money to the a-holes that make films like these.

-Dave Wright (toned down a little from earlier version)

Dave, if I understand you correctly...You didn't like it, right?
~The sloth


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25th January 2013
Cinema

	Dennis Quaid Charlie Wessler (segment "The Pitch")
	Greg Kinnear Griffin Schraeder (segment "The Pitch")
	Common Bob Mone (segment "The Pitch")
	Charlie Saxton Jay (segment "The Pitch")
	Will Sasso Jerry (segment "The Pitch")
	Odessa Rae Danita (segment "The Pitch")
	Seth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane (segment "The Pitch")
	Mike Meldman Mike Meldman (segment "The Pitch")
	Hugh Jackman Davis (segment "The Catch")
	Kate Winslet Beth (segment "The Catch")
	Julie Claire Pamela (segment "The Catch")
	Katie Finneran Angie (segment "The Catch")
	Roy Jenkins Ray (segment "The Catch")
	Rocky Russo Waiter Jake (segment "The Catch")
	Anna Madigan Abby (segment "The Catch")
	Jeremy Allen White Kevin (segment "Homeschooled")
	Liev Schreiber Robert (segment "Homeschooled")
	Naomi Watts Samantha (segment "Homeschooled")
	Alex Cranmer Sean (segment "Homeschooled")
	Julie Ann Emery Clare (segment "Homeschooled")
	Austin Cope High School Student (segment "Homeschooled")
	Anna Faris Vanessa (segment "The Proposition")
	Chris Pratt Jason (segment "The Proposition")
	J.B. Smoove Larry (segment "The Proposition")
	Jarrad Paul Bill (segment "The Proposition")
	Maria Arcé Christine (segment "The Proposition")
	Aaron LaPlante Friend (segment "The Proposition")
	Kieran Culkin Neil (segment "Veronica")
	Emma Stone Veronica (segment "Veronica")
	Arthur French Old Man (segment "Veronica")
	Brooke Davis Old Man (segment "Veronica")
	Josh Shuman Short Guy (segment "Veronica")
	Cathy Cliften iBabe #1 (segment "iBabe")
	Cherina Monteniques Scott iBabe #2 (segment "iBabe")
	Richard Gere Boss (segment "iBabe")
	Kate Bosworth Arlene (segment "iBabe")
	Jack McBrayer Brian (segment "iBabe")
	Aasif Mandvi Robert (segment "iBabe")
	Zach Lasry Boy (segment "iBabe")
	Darby Lynn Totten Woman (segment "iBabe")
	Marc Ambrose Chappy (segment "iBabe")
	Justin Long Fake Robin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Jason Sudeikis Fake Batman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Uma Thurman Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Bobby Cannavale Superman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Kristen Bell Fake Supergirl (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	John Hodgman Penguin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Leslie Bibb Fake Wonder Woman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Will Carlough Riddler (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Katrina Bowden Stacey (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
	Phil Crowley Narrator (segment "Machine Kids")
	Ed Blythe Vending Machine Man (segment "Machine Kids")
	Olivia Roberts Payne Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Monique Delee Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Julie McNiven ATM Woman (segment "Machine Kids")
	Jaron Henrie-McCrea ATM Man (segment "Machine Kids")
	Sebastian Banes ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") (as Sebastian Brodziak)
	Severyn Banes ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") (as Severyn K. Brodziak)
	Sebastian Brodziak ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Severyn K. Brodziak ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Rightor Doyle Photocopier Man 1 (segment "Machine Kids")
	Raven Burnett Photocopier Man 2 (segment "Machine Kids")
	Montana Byrne Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Jarrett Carter Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Phillip Michaels Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
	Christopher Mintz-Plasse Mikey (segment "Middleschool Date")
	Chloë Grace Moretz Amanda (segment "Middleschool Date")
	Patrick Warburton Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")
	Jimmy Bennett Nathan (segment "Middleschool Date")
	Matt Walsh Amanda's Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")
	Coleen Hoffman Blonde Woman (segment "Tampax")
	Elbe Van Der Merwe Brunette Woman (segment "Tampax")
	Gerard Butler Leprechaun 1 & 2 (segment "Happy Birthday")
	Seann William Scott Brian (segment "Happy Birthday")
	Johnny Knoxville Pete (segment "Happy Birthday")
	Esti Ginzburg Fairy (segment "Happy Birthday")
	Halle Berry Emily (segment "Truth or Dare")
	Stephen Merchant Donald (segment "Truth or Dare")
	Sayed Badreya Large Man (segment "Truth or Dare")
	Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Snooki (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi)
	Caryl West Waitress (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Caryl Lippman West)
	Ricki Noel Lander Nurse Elizabeth (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Ricki Noel Lander)
	Paloma Felisberto Bachelorette Party Girl (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Paloma Felisberto)
	Jasper Grey Patron (segment "Truth or Dare")
	Benny Harris Blanco the Bartender (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Ben Harris)
	Zen Gesner Stripper (segment "Truth or Dare")
	Terrence Howard Coach Jackson (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Aaron Jennings Anthony (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Jared Dudley Moses (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Corey Brewer Wallace (segment "Victory's Glory") (as Corey Wayne Brewer)
	Corey Brewer Bishop (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Jay Ellis Lucious (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Brian Flaccus White Guy 1 (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Brett Davern White Guy 2 (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Evan Dumouchel White Guy 3 (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Sean A. Rosales White Guy 4 (segment "Victory's Glory") (as Sean Rosales)
	Logan Holladay White Guy 5 (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Sean Rosales White Guy 4 (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Mandy Kowalski Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Eric Stuart Narrator (segment "Victory's Glory")
	Elizabeth Banks Amy (segment "Beezel")
	Josh Duhamel Anson (segment "Beezel")
	Christopher Kirby
	Emily Alyn Lind Birthday Girl (segment "Beezel")
	Hash Patel Restaurant patron
	Tony Shalhoub
	Justin Wheelon Intern
	Michelle Gunn Mommy (segment "Beezel")
	Christina Linhardt Party Clown (segment "Beezel")
	Greg Oliver Bodine R&D Guy (uncredited)
	Adam Cagley JJ
	Liz Carey Sitara (uncredited)
	Bronwyn Cornelius Hot Mom (uncredited)
	Devin Eash Baxter
	Ted Ely iBabe User (uncredited)
	Nate Hartley Stevie Schraeder (segment "The Thread") (uncredited)
	James Hsu Chinese Gangster (segment "The Thread") (uncredited)
	Sara Kessler Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory") (uncredited)
	Martin Klebba Killer Chaun (uncredited)
	Kurt Leitner Sespin Pratt (uncredited)
	Beth Littleford Mrs. Cutler (uncredited)
	Michael Marrio Benched Basketball Player 1 (uncredited)
	Eddie Napolillo Large Man's Friend (segment "Truth or Dare") (uncredited)
	Vincent Ortega iBabe (uncredited)
	George Paez Carlos the Waiter (uncredited)
	Victor Pagan Creepy Meat Fundler (uncredited)
	Martin Pfefferkorn Biker in Bodega (Veronica) (uncredited)
	Davi Shane Singing Busboy (segment "Truth Or Dare") (uncredited)
	Nicole Joy Tan Reporter (uncredited)
	Mark L. Young Calvin

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