 | Betsy Jobs |
 | Arlene Lorenzo |
 | President Richard M. Nixon |
 | Bob Woodward |
Carl Bernstein | |
 | Helen Lorenzo |
 | Bob Haldeman |
 | John Dean |
 | Rose Mary Woods |
 | G. Gordon Liddy |
 | Henry Kissinger |
 | Larry Jobs |
 | Roderick |
 | Chip |
 | Ben Bradlee |
Kay Jobs | |
Frank Jobs | |
 | Mrs. Spinnler |
First G-Man | |
Second G-Man | |
Burglar #1 | |
Burgler #2 | |
Fat Freddy | |
White House Secretary | |
 | John Erlichman |
Student #1 | |
 | White House Guard |
 | Agent Daniels |
Mr. Samovar | |
Shredder Man | |
Payola Man | |
 | Leonid Brezhnev |
Russian Translator | |
Washington Post Receptionist | |
 | Kissing Secretary |
1st Police Officer | |
2nd Police Officer | |
Newsstand Guy | |
 | Pat Nixon |
FBI Agent | |
TV News Reporter (as Michael Kramer) | |
TV News Anchor | |
 | The Interviewer |
Tourist | |
Secret Service Agent | |
Teen Tourist | |
Hippy | |
Tourist | |
Himself (at 1972 Convention) (archive footage) |